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Whatever he has been listening to and has something to say about. The running list of what he has on is Garrett's Rotation.

October 10, 2026 · 1 min · Rosé ft. Bruno Mars

APT.

6/10

A drinking game that learned to sing.

It is four chords and a chant and it absolutely works, which I resent. The Bruno Mars verse is doing more structural work than anyone gives it credit for. I have heard it in three shops this week and did not once want it to stop.

Everything else

  1. Sep 28Afternoon DelightStarland Vocal BandHarmonies this clean should not be describing that.3
  2. Sep 23I went back to Kid A because someone in the Discord told me I was wrongKid A, RadioheadHere is the thing about being told you are wrong about an album on the internet. You are not going to change your mind. You are, however, going to…1 min
  3. Sep 14Thong SongSisqóA string section on a song about underwear. Commit or go home.8
  4. Sep 9The record shop I grew up in closed and I found out from a Facebook postThere is no album attached to this one. I want to be upfront about that because I know why most of you are here and it is not this.1 min
  5. Aug 30I Write the SongsBarry ManilowHe did not write it. That is not the problem.4
  6. Aug 26A short, unreasonable position on remastersRumours (2013 Remaster), Fleetwood MacA remaster is a company noticing you already bought something and asking whether you would like to buy it again, slightly louder.1 min
  7. Aug 16Space LordMonster MagnetThe only song here where the ambition and the execution shook hands.9