Written by Garrett
Whatever he has been listening to and has something to say about. Some of these are a paragraph, some run long. Half of Why I Hate This Album. Writes here when he has something to say that won't fit in an episode, which is most weeks.
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6/10
A drinking game that learned to sing.
It is four chords and a chant and it absolutely works, which I resent. The Bruno Mars verse is doing more structural work than anyone gives it credit for. I have heard it in three shops this week and did not once want it to stop.
Starland Vocal Band
Harmonies this clean should not be describing that.
3/10Kid A, Radiohead
Here is the thing about being told you are wrong about an album on the internet. You are not going to change your mind. You are, however, going to…
Sisqó
A string section on a song about underwear. Commit or go home.
8/10There is no album attached to this one. I want to be upfront about that because I know why most of you are here and it is not this.
Barry Manilow
He did not write it. That is not the problem.
4/10Rumours (2013 Remaster), Fleetwood Mac
A remaster is a company noticing you already bought something and asking whether you would like to buy it again, slightly louder.
Monster Magnet
The only song here where the ambition and the execution shook hands.
9/10